Why Is It You Ask Me Why? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Wednesday, February 7, 2001 -- tigole 
Velketor the Slain 
Can't tell you how much fun it is waxing this big ugly Mo Faka. Each time we do it, we get a lil better. . .refine our strat. Either way, the battles are truly epic against Velketor. Apparently, I was smoking some grade A crack last night because I could have sworn I took pix of the loot to share with ya all but apparently no such pix exist on my hard drive. Maybe I deleted them to make room for more porn. Lemme see if I can remember off the top of my head. We got another pair of the ownage mage booties. . .those went to Medicd. Some Mage gloves with an effect I honestly cannot remember went to Sokritize. Also got a Mask. . .had decent AC, some strength that went to Monq. By the way, if someone at Verant is reading this, the effect on that mask is B R O K E N. Supposed to have infravision but does not work. Please fix it, thx~ So of course killing Velketor is synonymous with nixing Lord Freeti Monk. 
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Lord Freeti Monk dropped a very nice head piece that went to Arlos. Check it out: 
Monks, stop drooling now . . . Lord Freeti Monk also had that 2 handed monk staff on him. 30/35 with a proc. . .Grats EC Tunnel. All in all, was a very fun night in Velk's Lab. . . Quotes of the Day: 
We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Tuesday, February 6, 2001 -- tigole
Kunark Hat Trick Why? Because They're There 
Gorenaire Dead, Dreadlands is once again safe. . . 
Severilous Owned Again 
Talendor, Good Riddance Dragon Hunting is fun. The night went smoothly with one minor fuggup. We had a bit of a disaster on Gorenaire thanks to my poor planning. There is nothing more risky than an impatient Halfling with an itchy trigger finger. Anyway, cough that minor mishap up to me being very fool. Gorenaire died with 0 casualties. Severilous only took one of us down. We did get some nice loot out of the trio. A Dragon Hero Bracer for Genjiro, an RBB for Cyni. . .lots of shields for resists. Most importantly, we got Tork's white dragon scale so he can finish his epic weapon quest. Was a pretty fun night with a few exceptions. Calling a pre-mature Gore pull was very fool. Then I managed to fubar my Eastern Waste Ring quest, thus losing my 7th ring. Our web page was down. I lost a bub and a half of experience due to various foolishness. Compound all that with the fact my lover Tenaj has gone MIA and refuses to log on to cyber me and you can see why I was very sad. QQ. Oh well, that's it for today. . .more to come, as always. Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards: 
Quote of the Day: Hammyr tells the guild, "Did you know Pally's get Divine Aura? What does that do?"
Brutalize Me! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Monday, February 5, 2001 -- tigole
Zlandicar Dies Again 
I stumbled through yesterday in a hungover haze. My major accomplishment of the morning was drinking a glass of water. A day of sleeping on the couch and feeling more useless than usual was sounding pretty good at that point. Maybe eating a cracker some time in the day. But then I remembered the calendar! Dammit Zlandicar needed to die. I am so gung ho. . .doesn't it just kill you? So we rallied everyone and went to slay this ugly mo faka. I can see this being a mob that causes many problems down the road. Seems like people go LD like mad while fighting Zland. Top that off with the LD/Fear bug that leaves people unable to log back after getting disconnected and you can see why this could be a real problem. Anyhow, the bitch is dead. Only got one new loot item that we haven't seen yet. Check it out: 
Monq the Molestor So far Monq is doing a great job at looking like the biggest freak possible. Other loot consisted of the 24/30 Pal/SK one hand slasher, Zladicar's Heart (grats Winkin), Frakadar's Talisman (grats Ozus), and Zlandicar's Talisman which I ninja-looted and promptly turned into a Sleeper's Tomb key: 
Reasons of the Day to Say, "F Verant" --Having to turn in an item like Zlandicar's Talisman to get a key --We killed 3 Queens in Chardok on Saturday, she dropped 0 blades. That now puts us at 5 Queens in a row with no blades. F Verant Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards: 
And lastly, I couldn't resist: 
Quote of the Day: "Mastery is not something that strikes in an instant, like a thunderbolt, but a gathering power that moves steadily through time, like weather." John Gardner (apologies for the total lack of profanity, homosexual references or any mention of the word "testicles" in today's quote of the day)
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