We're On a Mission From God . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Saturday, April 14, 2001 -- tigole 
Tormax Dies Again King Tormax Takes More Balls To The Chin Than Yogi Berra 
King T bites the dust once again. It's so fuggin late right now I'm not even gonna start to go into what an ordeal it was making this mo faka die. I just spent the last hour dragging boddies through Dragon Necropolis. So I lost 3 bubs of experience in 24 hours. Figured I'd get some back in DN. Silly me. Why the fuck do you put roamers that gate in a dungeon. Correction: If you're going to put roamers in a dungeon that gate, why the fuck are they resistant to stun? Don't want people exping there? Oh ya Tormax. He dropped the Head, the ownage boots, another monk bracer, a Velium dagger (that's right 3/19 woot!), rabbit meat, an opal, and this Axe: 
It's VERY cool watching this guy die. Anyway, speaking of COOL, I forgot to mention that Ozus finally got his Epic. Check out Pimpdaddy: 
Ozus is SO COOL We're all real proud of the Wizard of Oz. Quotes of the Day 
I Can't Get No S-s-s-s-satisfaction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Friday, April 13, 2001 -- tigole
Another Dead Dorf Dain Pillowbiter Feeds the Needy with Mother Theresa 
Last night we killed the Dorf of Icewell again. He put out some nice stuff -- a ring, crown and the hammer. Of course he gives good head too. After the Dain we had a contest in Kael. The title of the contest was, "Who Can Get The Guild Killed the Most Times". It was really close. Far too close to call. The majority of us ended up tying for first place in that one. Oh well live and learn, right? Or in our case, Die and Learn. Well, more truthfully last night was like, Die and Don't Learn then Die Some More and Still Don't Learn then Die Again and Start To Catch on Real Slowly That Doing Dumb Shit Keeps Us From Doing Much Living And Learning. Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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Legalize It . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Thursday, April 12, 2001 -- tigole
Cazic Thule Sleeps With Phil Hartman's Wife 
And the ph4t l3wtz of the day from CT. . . .you guessed it! A Cloak and a Choker! Congrats to Troi and Jangos. But wait! There's more. . . 
Grats Ronald! Shocking! We got a robe, yay! So we also spent some time in Chode-suck, er, I mean Chardok. Killed this beeotch: 
She finally put out! 
Congrats to Cowboy on the parking lights Genjiro also finished up his Celestial Fists but me, being the slacker I am, neglected to get a pic to show you all. Anyway, hockey playoffs. . .no time for casual banter. . . Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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