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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Friday, April 20, 2001 --  tigole

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One-Eyed Dorf Dies

One-Eyed Dorf

(to be sung along with Van Morrison's Brown Eyed Girl to be truly appreciated)

Hey where did he go?
Days when the Dain came
Down in the ol’ well
Playin’ a new game
Poofing and a warping, hey, hey
Running and a hiding
In the Icewell fog with
Our groups a-waiting and you
My one-eyed Dorf
You my one-eyed Dorf.

Whatever happened
To patch day and no slow
Going down the old well
Waitin to call out "Go!"
Standing in the hallway waiting
He’s hiding behind that ice well
Warping and a running
All along the water fall, with you
My one-eyed Dorf
You my one-eyed Dorf

Do you remember when he used to poof
Sha la la la la la la la la la te da
(just like that)

So hard to find that Dain
Especially all alone
I saw him go the other way
Lil fuck had not grown
He’s holding the hammer, lord
Sometimes I’m overcome thinking ‘bout
Putting my Ragebringer up your ass
And looting your rotten corpse, you
My one-eyed Dorf
You my one-eyed Dorf.

So, um, I was bored, ok?  Anyway, we killed midget mo faka yet again.  We killed him last night as well.  I could go into all the loot but it all kinda got scrambled in my head.  People got stuff.  There ya go.

We also killed this fool lizard for old time's sake.  Check out the textbook precision of the the kill:

Our little group of Sleeper's Key people has been having a blast lately, late night after our regular events are over.  Picked up this today:

Congrats to Uggly!

And for some reason I thought this picture might be of interest.  Blame Meggan, she made me take it:

Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards

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Thatia Felatia Owns You

Can you say mad skeelz?  Check out the picture Thatia made of her Shadowknight.  Of course, Thatia's real name is not actually Thatia but I have no idea if she'd object to me posting her real name.  Anyway the real life Thatia is an amazing artist.  Make sure to NOT bug her to make a picture of your character.  Well, she might, but only for plenty of HLS.  After all, Thatia is related to Thorax, the Beloved Queen of HLS.

In other news, we went to the Plane of Patch today to farm the phat l3wts.  Here's the obligatory shot of CT, lying dead as usual:

CT dropped a Bile Choker which was awarded to extreme ninja-looter and all around sexy halfling, me.  It was an amazing surprise and I'm still mopping the jiz off my monitor.  Well, mostly because I was cybering with Tenaj but also because the Choker rocks.  CT dropped some phat caster l3wtz too.  Check out what Necrath now wears:

We actually got two dracos thanks to the emergency patch.  The second one dropped one of these, which now belongs to the Wizard of Ozus:

So I have some good news and some bad news.  The bad news is I wont be around tomorrow, so no update unless my homeboys take some screenshots and post 'em.  We have some fun stuff planned too.  The good news is I'll be watching the Kings and the Redwings.  Playoff hockey is the next best thing to sex.  Well, actually, oral sex is probably the next best thing to sex.  But Playoff Hockey is a close second. 

Oh by the way, regarding the patch. . .I'd like to thank all my fellow Halflings who participated in the Protest Thread on the Safehouse regarding the Leatherfoot Sandals.  Who says one Halfling can't start a revolution?  Viva La Fur.

And now for the freaks. . .

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Go Kings Go~

Zland/Kland One Night Stand

I've decided to retire the idea of insulting dead celebrities.  It was fun for a little while but after getting 20 tells a day from random peeps with their lines for the site that just HAD to be tomorrow's headlines, well, I said fuck that.  Enough.  So no Joey Ramone disrespect coming from me today.  Just pictures of some dead dragons.

So we started fooling around in Sleeper's Tomb the last few nights.  The first night was truly a blast.  7 of us were killing stuff in the first few rooms.  Of course the only drops of the night were 5 copies of Wave of Healing.  Here's a pic of LoS's debut in ST:

Hopefully we'll get some more keys soon and give that place the beat down it deserves.

Patch day.  No comment.

Enough for tonight.  I am exhausted.  By the way, Lezbianseahorse doesn't qualify as a Stalker, Unoriginal Bastard or a Wanna-be.  You are just a freak.

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