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He Shoots, He Scores . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Wednesday, May 2, 2001 --  tigole

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More Art From Thatia

The top picture is of our very own Ariel and the bottom one is of Troi.  We all know that the real Ariel would definitely wear a plate helm though.  Thatia's talent is pretty unbelievable, even if both these pictures lack the "Suck Me Beautiful" face of the original Thatia self-portrait.

In other news, we've been killing shit.  Lots of shit.  Here's an example:

So the server came down today which meant time for some CT farming.  For all you CT-slayers out there, you will be able to appreciate this.  What did the large pile of fecal matter drop?  Choker and Cloak?? Why no!!  This is what you want to see when you ninja-loot the big guy:

That's right, TWO robes and a halo.  The halo is new to The Nameless so I feel obligated to post the stats or else suffer the wrath of the loot nazis in the general forum:

Congrats to Meggan on the Halo.  I am still pissed that it wasn't awarded to Megganystar, my level 1 cleric.  I think it was supposed to go to her and Meggan just ninja'd the thing right out from under me.  That is what we refer to on The Nameless as very wuwu~  Congrats are in order for Phalinn and Daelomin as well on the Robes.

Well, it's time to address all you cacksuggers who have been bugging me to update the site.  Truth is I have been too fuggin tired to do it the past few nights.  The weather finally turns nice here and my air conditioner breaks.  It blows hot air (kind of like Jangos).  Have we been killing shit?  Hell yes, of course we have.  After VP on Friday we proceeded to kill Draco before bed.  The next day we spent questing. . .and oh what a day it was.  I'll just leave it at that rather than suffer the accusations of causing a nerf that's already in progress.  We also have been raking in the Temple of Veeshan loot recently.  We farmed the Halls so hard there are cows and chickens wandering around there now.  We've become so accustomed to "Leather Nights" in ToV that we were shocked and overcome with joy when we stumbled in for "Plate Night" this week.  I think since sunday we've gotten 2 Plate bps, 4 plate legs, and 2 robes from ToV. . .not to mention the Robe of the Azure Sky we picked up Friday and the two CT Robes tonight.  Robes are good, yes?

Anyway, don't expect an update tomorrow.  While the guild is off unleashing the Wrath of Whoopass on Norrath, I'll be in downtown L.A. watching the Kings and Colorado.  God I love the playoffs.  Maybe if one of my guildmates remembers that the "-" key is standard on all keyboards, I might just have something to post for you after I get back from the game tomorrow.

And no, taking a screenshot of some level 1 rogue named Tigolestaint, asking for a blowjob doesn't count as a reason to update the page.

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Phara Dar and Then Some

We were overdue for a little Veeshan's Peak.  Although this recent trip made me look at the zone in a new light.  With the SoV expansion basically 90% of the loot simply goes to the bank or our destroy buttons.  The zone has some serious flaws too.  I'm not really sure what VI's objective is with the lightning-quick respawn times.  I mean, when we fight the dragons, we kill the mo fakas solo, or occasionaly we get an add wurm or racnar.  We *know* how to get these mobs solo.  So why not make all the "yard trash" have a long respawn time?  Wouldn't it be more enjoyable for the entire raid to get to kill every mob leading up to each dragon?  Instead people get stuck waiting on their ass, reading books, watching epic mini-series, building replicas of the Mayflower in bottles, while the pull team spends our time getting the dragon to the group solo.  Oops, I just blew some of our l33t strat.  For all you "uber" (ya all just love that term, don't you) people who are going to beg me for information with your level one characters, I'll save five minutes of both our time:  Don't charge Phara Dar in her lair.  Anyway, all VI has to do to make this an AWESOME zone once again is upgrade the loot, give the wurms and racnars a realistic respawn time (something like ToV), and add some loot to the drakes, GW's and racnars (perhaps the out of date weaps that are dropping on the dragons now).

Well, enough bitching.  If there is one reason and one reason alone to go to Veeshan's Peak it is this:

For those of you obsessed with deeming things "uber" please take another look at that robe then re-evaluate whether or not a Manna Robe or a Jumpalot Robe is indeed "uber".  PD dropped two Shrouds of Veeshan as well.  Those went to Gandalfina and Phalinn.

So we killed some of the other mo faka leezurds before reaching Veeshan's Burnout/Boredom.  In no particular order, we whooped up on. . . .

Hoshkar

Xygoz

Silverpoosae

These other dragons dropped a steaming pile of feces.  Well, I shouldn't say that.  We did manage to hook Korelor up with the Shammy hammer so that was good stuff.

Legacy of Linkdeath

Note of Advice: Don't all zone out of VP at the exact same time

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Statue of Rallos Zek Meets LoS

What a smooth raid.  We took out Vindicator and the Statue without a hitch.  Tons of fun killing these giant mo fakas.  Somehow I managed to not die in the whole course of events as well.  You know things are going well when a Vindicator/Statue raid turns into an exp night.  Anyway, it's too late for me to ramble on.  Here's some pics of the fight:

And the loots. . .

Congrats to Cyni on the Cloak and Dunken on the Swiftblade. . grats EC Tunnel on the reaver

We killed Vindicator thanks to Cyni Barhopper:

He dropped these for Uggly:

And because I didn't have time to update sooner, here's some mo fakas we dropped the day before:

Dead Zland

Dead Kland

Dead Master of the Guard

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