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Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me. . .Hard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Tuesday, May 15, 2001 --  tigole

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There's a New Frozen Jesus In Town

And It's Name is Legacy of Steel

Your name doesn't have to be Fjokar to get some of King Tormax. . .

What a night it was folks!  We exploited the shit out of Old King T to get him dead.  Well, actually we just kicked his ass with good old fashioned force.  But I know I'll have to put up with you cacksuggers on the boards.  The only exploit used in this Royal Assassination was our mad skeelz and balls the size of church bells.  You gotta love any raid where the server's head GM dies and the guild lives on, basking in glory.  Ok so I am a little pumped.  What can I say but we have simply been unstoppable lately.  Oh and by the way, feel free to contradict me, but in my not-so-humble opinion, killing Tormax with Fjokar is MORE of an ordeal than just bitch slapping him like Ike did to Tina on an off night.  Don't make me use the shoe, woman.

And to top it all off, the DAGGER OF MYSTERY is finally revealed.  Here ya go folks:

Speaking of new loot, we also discovered this belt:

He also dropped the Axe and Head.  Congrats to Chon, Valia, Lusiphurx and Crazz on the loots.

The House of Tormax No More

Was a very, very great night. . .

Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards

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Just Another Friday Night

The Statue of Rallos Zek meets Death

Drops included the Cloak, two Swiftblades and this Hammer:

Of course if you wanna keeel the statue, you've got to drop this fool first:

And to start this whole night of whoop-ass, we warmed up on this chump:

I'd go into more detail on last night but the truth is after Zlandicar died, I got a phone call that one of my best friends was coming to town.  So while I missed out on putting the Statue and Vind away, I did manage to drink myself one step closer to stupidity.  My neighbors are now officially convinced a rock star lives above them.  So it goes, such is the way of life amongst the drunk and stupid.

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Advil and Water

Dozekar the Owned

Another night of absolute ass-whooping LoS style.  We took our forces to ToV once again to see our good friend Dozekar.  All I can say is the Doze fights have been epic.  A truly kick ass mob to try to smack down.  Tonight we took him with no problems.  Of course you cacksuggers could care less whether or not I had fun during the Doze fight, you just wanna see Ph4t l3wtz.  Well, just for you, here's what could be found on Doze-slacker's corpse:

Now, some people would see those three Tears as a dissapointment.  But check out what the one and only Marck Emarck was able to get with the Platinum Tear:

Hello Jizm

Actually I was really fucking pissed.  I mean, what the hell's up with casters getting loot.  We were really holding out for some COOL looking 2 handed piercing weapon.  Woulda been much better than crappy ol' caster loot.

Congrats to Leick on the Flamed Kissed and Silver Tears.  Those both go toward a 4 (that's right FOUR) tear quest.  jeje.

All I can say is that I am SO bummed that my guild cannot hunt hunt in Western Wastes due to faction concerns.  Being Dragon-Allies really sucks -- our twinks have no Western Wastes armor.  Oh wait, we killed Klandicar tonight.  Good ol' Kland, who is my ally.  Well, we needed a Sleepers Key.  He had to die.  Right about now we're not feeling all that stupid for our faction choice.  We can deal with being friends of the dragons if they keep pimping our clerics with White Dragon Idols.

Oh yes, we also killed the Master of the Guard tonight.  He dropped two spells.  Yay.

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