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Freedom's Just Another Word For Nothing Left to Lose . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Monday, June 4, 2001 --  tigole

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Doze-slacker Puts Out

Back to reality for me and back to business.  But for the guild it was business as usual. Was a fun night.  First stop was Icewell Keep to lay waste to Dain Cacksugger the IV.  He was the 425 Dorf tonight, again.  The fuggin noobs that plague Icewell are really getting old though.  We had two gimps trying to loot the Dain tonight.  Times like that I wish The Nameless was PvP.

So as you can tell from the above picture, we also ripped into Doz-e-queer the Cursed.  I posted that pic so you could spend hours analyzing our strats, only to flame us on our boards. Actually the picture is faked.  What we usually like to do with Dozekar is train him to Lendinara the Keeper then make them fight it out only to KS Lendinara at the last possible second!  We read it at the Safehouse so it we knew it MUST be true.  Well, strat aside, the important thing is ph4t l3tz right?  Now THIS is what you wanna see when you right-click on Ol' Dozey's corpse:

Count 'em folks

Now to leave you all hanging. . .

We DID complete some new quests tonight but I don't have any pictures for you yet.  Moca completed the Test of the Long Battle Tonight.  Resulted in some boots -- AC 25 +10 Wis Sta +50 Mana +3 all saves Effect: Aura of Battle -- Wis caster only.

Also, next time I update this page I'll post the results of the FOUR tear quest too -- the Request of the Strong.  Leick's currently got all the tears for it sitting in his inventory, logged out in ToV.  Of course the goal is to complete all of these ToV quests but with Doze on a one week spawn (not to mention the named drakes) it's gonna take us some time.

Stalker's, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards

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"Jangos" -- Art by Thatia

Hail Lovers, Freaks, Sl00ts, Wanna-be's, EQ junkies, Foolmans, Friends and Lovers of HLS!

Well, I am still on vacation but this fuggin web site was in dire need of an update.  Unfortunately for all of you, I have no graphics programs on this shit-ass laptop so that picture will probably take you a good ten minutes to download unless you're sitting at NASA or some shit.  Frankly, I could give a rat's ass how long it takes you -- just be patient it's worth the wait.  Thatia once again proves that not only is she the Queen of HLS, she is also an amazingly talented artist.

So it's overcast as a mo faka today.  I've been baking in the sun for so many days in a row now that it's nice to be chilling inside for once.  Hell, it's 11:30 in the morning, I'm drinking Corona's and watching the Lakers own the Spurs (again).  How bad can life really be?

Oh wait, I forgot, no one actually gives a shit what I am doing since I am not out raping and pillaging with the asskicking machine known as Legacy of Steel.  I spoke with Rhap on the phone the other night and he filled me in on what the guild has been up to.  It seems that since I've been out of town Dozekar, Tormax, Zland, Kland, CT and numerous other deserving-to-die beasts have been catapulted to their deaths.  Actually, there is even new loot to report.  Tormax dropped some KICK ASS gloves -- 28ac +6 dex/str/sta +75 HP. . .Of course, Rhap being a lazy drunken son of a sl00t cacksugger didn't bother posting a screenshot of them or emailing one to me, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

So I know Doze had died a few times since I've been gone but I have no clue what he dropped or if any new quests have been completed.  I do know that he did drop one more of the tears toward the four tear quest Leick is working on.  We're all pretty excited to see just what four tears from old Doze-slacker aka Doz-e-queer the Cursed can buy.  Oooooh, and speaking of Leick, many congrats to my homeboy on getting his Dain Ring.

Enough rambling for me.  There are beers to be drank.  If these clouds clear up I've got to deal with the monumental task of moving my lazy ass 100 yards to the beach.  I'll be back in business next weekend at which time you can prepare yourself for the ONSLAUGHT of dead mobs this page will be littered with.  In the meantime, the mobs will have to keep on dying with no press coverage.  I think you'll survive.

Signing off from the land of the Chi Chi,

--Tigole Bitties

Congrats Metopious!

The First Ring 10 on The Nameless

Kind of funny, just last night we were beating the stuffing outta that Gimp Dorf known as Dain Frostreaver yet today we're winning wars for the little bastard.  That's right, we did the Ring 10 war with 90% of the guild KoS.  It was insane.  Tons of fun.  Mostly Chaos.  This quest is simply one of the *BEST* encounters out there.  You have to see it to know what I'm talking about.

So in addition to the 10th ring which Metopious now wears, we picked up some other loot as well.

Well, I have been slacking on the page since Monday.  We've killed a bunch of stuff.  Zland, Kland, CT, Dain. . . the usual.  Truth is I was insanely busy this week trying to tie up all the loose ends before I leave.  I'll be out of town for two weeks.  So unless one of the people who has access to this page updates it, you're stuck looking at this same shit day in and day out until I get back.  Hopefully for your sake and mine, they'll update the news with all the ass they are going to kick while I am gone.

Anyway, have a fun two weeks folks -- I am outta here!

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