And Leon's Getting Larger . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Friday, June 8, 2001 -- tigole 
LoS Caught Exploiting!!! Frozen Moses to be Nerfed!!! 
(click on pic for full size image -- 329k) Verant employees still stumped as to how LoS'ers get Frozen Moses to Kael Things are looking grim for LoS, folks. We were doing a standard Tormax run and got caught using our "secret weapon" by some hidden GMs. As you can see we had Tormax down to about 25% when all of the sudden we released the Sleeper, Veeshan and Mooto in Kael. Mooto, apparently an enchanter now, charmed the Sleeper and was raping Veeshan three times till Tuesday until the GM's brought the zone down. At that point our guild was disbanded and all 149 of us were suspended. Little do those stupid GM's know we have since reformed and are now known as <Zerg Rush>. Of course, we have been debating our suspension and disbanding something fierce. After all, if Verant puts something as powerful and awe-inspiring as Deputy Budo -- a.k.a The Frozen Moses -- in the game, then why the hell can't we use him? You think it's easy getting Frozen Moses from Misty Thicket to Kael? After posting on nearly every message board and chain-sending Verant hate emails I finally received this response: Dear Mr. Bitties, According to Verant's rules and regulations there shall be no charming of "Frozen" biblical characters for use against uber mobs. This includes the Fozen Jesus, Frozen Moses, Frozen Noah, Frozen Joshua, even Frozen Paco. Ok, well, Paco might not have been in the bible but he's one wicked motherfucker we don't want you charming either. Whether or not he's actually frozen is beside the point. Verant employees also witnessed the following quotes in your guildchat which prove that you are in fact, the Evil Empire in need of disbanding: "This is our best Tig-sploit yet" "We're sploiting so hard my balls ache" "Wow, the mob just hit me. Not used to that. Are we gonna be fighting any more mobs that hit back? God that would suck." "Desp sucks" "Cyni is really a man" As you can see, Mr. Bitties, it's obvious that you are in fact the devil. Verant has hired a man named Pauly to track you down and bust your fucking kneecaps with a Louiseville Slugger. We sugest you stick to Minesweeper and Solitaire and other such games we have no frozen mythical characters for your exploitation. Thank you for your time and interest. Sincerely, Verant
In other news, before the disbanding we finished the Ring War for everyone's favorite Halfling Warrior, Mr. Parv Vardt. Congrats to Rivervale's Finest! 
That's it for today. Not sure when it will happen, but soon this site will move be changed to accomodate our new name, <Zerg Rush>. Stay tuned. Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
Ok just to give some of you an idea of what my sick-o tells are like, I included these few seconds of my chat window. If you send me a tell and don't get a response, maybe this will explain why: 
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This Is What You Want, This Is What You Get . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Thursday, June 7, 2001 -- tigole
Three More ToV Quests Complete 
Test of the Firestorm results in. . . . .Best Melee Cloak In The Game (so far) 
Test of Protection results in. . .Pauldrons of Jizmfest Adorean also completed Gozzrem's Tears which result in some INT caster boots. AC 15 +some int, +3 stats, Aura of Battle. I'll post a picture when I get one. Ok, update. . .here's the pic of the boots for all my beloved mo fakas: 
Ado also sent along a pic of his recently completed Shawl: 
Of course, to complete these quests we had to keel Dozefucker again. Here's the glory shot of that: 
Druushk-zekar Dead. Next. Well, cough one up for the Yanks today. That's right, the sun was shining on the US of A when Zlandicar decided to spawn long after our European friends were all in bed counting sheep. So we got a quick and easy key to Sleepers. After hearing about all this Sleepers-4th-Warder-Bullshit, we at LoS decided we needed to come up with a strat to conquer the place. Our genius mastermind, Saldor, came up with the ultimate plan of action: 
By the way, people keep asking me to make some kind of statement about that whole mess. Truth is, I wasn't there so how the fuck am I qualified comment? Seems like an easier solution to the problem might have been VI fixing their code so that res effects didn't overwrite the slow rather than banning or suspending 25+ people who put money in their pockets every month. But that's just me. Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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Beat It On Down The Line . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Tuesday, June 5, 2001 -- tigole
Sontalak Slain! Another First on The Nameless 
Ladies and Gents, this dragon was a blast to fight. A *very* unique encounter compared to most of the other SoV and RoK stuff we're accustomed to. So earlier today I posted on our Forums that we were going to have to start keeeling Sontalak because the other guilds on the The Nameless have finally discovered the Klandicar is the single biggest poosae on the face of Norrath. We start putting together a strat thread and people start posting all the l33t sploits they've heard about in IRC and on other message boards. But rather than try any of those methods, we just decided to see how we did in a straight-up, toe-to-toe with Sontacack. Needless to say, 35 members of LoS >>>>> Sontalak. Yesterday I posted what Doze's loot window looked like. Sontalak's is a bleak comparison: 
Those arms are just some shitty AC 16, twink crap. But we did get the Talisman, what we were after in the first place: 
Earlier in the night we perfected the ANTI-Zerg rush. With 33 people we took down that big lump of shit we all know and love, that's right, Cazic Tool: 
CT dropped a Halo and a Cloak. Pretty soon Halo's are going to be rotting (NO DAMMIT, YOU CANNOT COME LOOT A HALO). Because Sontalak left us with a lack of phat lootz, I decided to post these Tormax gloves that I told ya about last week: 
And here are Moca's boots, the ones I mentioned yesterday: 
I had also promised you the result of the big FOUR TEAR QUEST. Drum Roll Please. . . . . Lendinara ate the fucking tears -- QUEST BROKEN (still waiting for my paycheck from QA, Verant) Random Picture of the Day 
Fear the Air-swimming druid! Quotes of the Day 
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