Too Damned Tired For a Real Update . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Thursday, June 14, 2001 -- tigole 
Doze Spawns, Doze Dies Another ToV Quest Completed 
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How Much For a Rib? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Wednesday, June 13, 2001 -- tigole
Twas quite the night of phat lewtz for the guild. Shit just kept spawning on us. We're in Fear, keel Cazic Tool, and decide to kill Sontalak. Oh yes, CT dropped 4 cloaks btw. Getting back to the story, so we're on the way to Sontalak when Zlandicar pops in Dragon Necropolis. Zlandicar goes down quicker than Rhap in West Hollyhood, only one casualty, and then the Dain spawns. I know, you're thinking, Didn't you fools just keel the Dain the night before? Well, we did. But apparently someone spawned the ring war and lost which brings Ol' Dain Cackweaver back to life. Oh by the way, we never did get the time keel Sontalak. That mo faka leezurd is sitting in WW still. Feel free to ninja-strike us. Here's a new feature I've decided to add to the site. It's called "Mort and Gage, Uber Bankers": Mort & Gage, Uber Bankers 
You're welcome you dorf sluts. Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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Disclaimer: We actually had TWO Gm's at the Dain today -- it's a joke -- relax
You Got Fired For Stealing Boxes? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Tuesday, June 12, 2001 -- tigole
"Once you accept the rule of death thou shall not kill is an easily and naturally obeyed commandment. But when a man is still in rebellion against death he has pleasure in taking to himself the Godlike attributes; that of giving it." --Ernest Hemingway 
Not only did we keeel King Tormax last night, we destroyed him. We Deliverance'd Tormax (cue Dueling Banjos). We got medieval on him. We actually had more than 40 people log in for once. I think our new guild name, <Zerg Rush>, is really encouraging people to log in again. King T dropped the Ring, Horn of Hsagra, the Wis Belt and the Axe. Of course he always drops his head which can be used for phat caster boots. King T went so well we had plenty of time to gank the Dain as well. Ok, I am going to let you in on a little secret. The only reason we killed the Dain was so that Parv and I could get our Ring 9 containers from the Seneschal. It was pure halfling favoritism. Super Dain was up. Someone mentioned last night that Super Dain is the only one that exists anymore. I seriously hope this is true. Poosae Dain is so fragile I worry he might die jumping off his bed back there. By the way, if you thought it was hard getting Frozen Moses to Kael, you should try getting him from Kael to Icewell then down the well. . . Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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