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When I Get That Feeling, I Want Sexual Healing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Saturday, July 7, 2001 --  tigole

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Sleeper's Tomb

3 Down, 1 to Go

Last night was fan-fucking-tastic. We absolutely ripped through Sleepers.  Our goal was to find the elusive mob called Z-Axis. . .we needed to try Dictate on him, lifetap for slow.  We all had our Res Effects buffs in place but Z-Axis never spawned.  Instead, we decided to destroy the Warders of Sleepers Tomb.  This was our first chance actually seeing them up.  Previously we had a bunch of !placeholders to contend with. 

So we kill the Final Arbitor and we were sitting around buffing up for our next fight.  Leick and I both notice that flying gargoyle that roams between the Warders so Leick tells me, "Grab it, Tig."  Being the fantastic noobie moron I am (you really need to get to know me to appreciate just what a n00b I can be) I shoot my l33t Adarra's Bow at him.  Of course, rather than the Garg turning and coming to attack me, he takes off in the other direction toward Nanzata the Warder.  Cue Dueling Banjos as the Halfling goes down.  So that's how we decided which Warder to kill first.  That prick cacksugging mo faka beeotch Nanzata had to die.

Always fun killing a mob on your first attempt. . .

The next Warder looked like Silverwing so we just knew he had to be a big phat poosae.  His name was Tukaarak or something like that.  Ol' Tupac died on the first try as well:

The Gnomes of LoS. . .so many deathtouches, so little time. . .

The last warder we took down was Hraashna.  Hraashna absolutely destroyed us on our first attempt.  We had very little knowledge as to what sort of strat to use against him.  We just kinda saw the dude and went for it.  Needless to say we learned a lot.  What happened next was pure magic.  Keep in mind we had 26 people in Sleepers.  We ressed up, came up with a kick-ass strat and beat Hraashna in what, if I dare say, might have been one of our crowning moments.  With 26 people this was not a matter of "Press A" and hope for the best.  Every single person in there was on the exact same page.  He might not be the toughest mob in EQ but with the raid force we had it was a fantastic challenge and an even greater victory.

Ok. . .yea, yea, yea, Tig, shut the fuck up, right?  This is Everquest. . .we only care about loot.

Here's some of the stuff we picked up:

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The main score was picking up 3 Primal Warswords and a Priceless Bow.  By the way, if someome from VI ever wants to log onto The Nameless and discuss what TO DO and what NOT TO DO as far as caster loot goes, I'll be happy to show you those piece of shit staves in my inventory as examples.  The mask up there isn't so bad.  In fact it's nicer than anything I wear.  But c'mon foolmans. . .what's with the Schwag Staves?  Didn't you learn your lesson with Venril Sathir?

Here's Parv with his badass new sword:

Oh yea, we also picked up two of these gems:

Cast that on your Halflings and you get yourself 3 feet of pure whoopass:

So, after all that ST I was gonna have the most ub9r version of Mort & Gage, Uber Bankers ever.  But I was bound in Freeport.  That cacksugger banker in Freeport said the usual like of "Um, I am a dumb fucking fee-ack and don't know what to do with this other than sit and spin" instead of naming the item.  So you'll all have to cheel out till I get my lazy ass back to Thurg for some banking fun.

Oh after ST 33 of us went and lost to Cazic.  I was too tired to deal.  We got him to C.  Then I bitched and moaned like a whiney schoolgirl and went to bed, leaving my guild to think of me as the cranky, whiney bitch I truly am.

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That one above is good ;)  All j00 Uber Guild Leaders will be able to relate to that.

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Ooops!

Not even the Frozen Moses proves himself a worthy opponent versus the Avatar of War

Was a really fun night.  Things got started with a little Zlandicar ownage in Dragon Necropolis.  Is it just me or did they increase the size of that cacksugger?  Looked a whole lot biggen than usual.

Size doesn't matter -- he's still a poosae to the max.

We dropped the Vindicator in record time.  The Vind was about as tough as fighting a warm stick of butter:

Vind dropped a Black Enamel Breastplate for our level 40 warrior, Mudcrush. 

Soon it was time to pull Mr. Statue.  He's always a good time.  If you're bored and looking for something to smack around (other than your under-used pecker) I highly recommend beating the big tin can in Kael:

He dropped a Swiftblade for Troi and Hammer for Metopious plus this handy little range item we've never seen drop on The Nameless:

Grats Daelo -- Don't throw it too far

So we decided to see how big of a dent we could put into the Avatar of War.  Man, I think he GAINED hitpoints fighting us.  But that was our first time ever pulling the bastard. We have a pretty good idea how to handle him now.  It's always fun seeing what does and does not land on a mob like that.  Anyway, our experience with the AoW involved more rape than a Jodie Foster movie:

Too bad we were the ones who got bent over.  Oh well, if nothing up we're fired up for our next attempt.  I guarantee you we will do some serious damage to this mo faka in the weeks to come.

Oh, and I honestly have no clue how he ended up at the bank. 

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Here's me getting owned by some crazy fool on FoH's messageboards.

Dozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzekar

Finally the Name Makes Sense

Sorry for the lack of updates.  Posting pictures of dead Dozekars gets old after awhile.  Well, I got a lot of responses to my rant about factions.  First off, thanks to the many who supported me on various forums.  To those who said things like, "Why don't you just switch" I'd like to offer this class in Reading Comprehension:

I quote myself:  All of what I have to say is null and void if you disregard the notion of balance.

I love those suggestions, "Just switch."  No fucking shit, sherlock.  Like we're not on the verge of doing just that.  What I was attempting to do was have those "in power" re-evaluate the factions in this game so that perhaps the game OVERALL would be better for EVERYONE.  Tough concept for some.

Ok, not in the mood to rant tonight.  Had a nice relaxing 4th of July on the beach.  Although someone please explain why the water in California is friggin 40 degrees, not to mention that disturbing brown hue.  I guess none of this matters here on an Everquest webpage.  We only care about ph4t l3wtz right?  Ok here's some ph4t l3wtz for you all to peruse:

Request of the Strong Completed!

Yes, finally the "broken quest" is unbroken.  Thanks to Vald for giving us the head's up that the quest had finally been fixed.  Mask is pretty nice.  Not so nice when you think about the fact that it requires 4 tears and Doze only drops 2-3 tears now.  Nothing like taking 30+ people two weeks minimum to get one person a mask.

Anyway, I'm proud to say LoS was the first to complete the majority of Dozekar quests.  For a short while we were actually proud that we stuck to our faction path.  Someone had to discover this shit right?  Well, there are only a few more challenges left for us within our reach on this faction.  Unless something changes drastically soon, it's not hard to figure out what we'll be gunning for next.  Farming l3wtz just doesn't get my nipples hard.

Gage, The Uber Banker

Welcome to the Drunken World of Rhap

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