Eight, Eight, I Forget What Eight Was For . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Saturday, July 14, 2001 -- tigole 
Sleepers Tomb Pillaged Again 
As you can see we ripped through ST again tonight. Was a very smooth clearing and the loot was decent:   
To some of you these icons might mean something. . . All you really need to know is that Cyni and me are now Gnome-capable!! Finally one step closer to Arabella. . . So the reason you go to ST is to get your guild equipped. We did a good job of that tonight. If Ariel doesn't piss mobs off with her new Primal Warsword and this sceptre, I don't know what will: 
Is it just me or does Parv look REALLY short in that picture? Gotta love when your guildmates start banking epic weapons. We also picked up this bracer: 
Really, if you're on dragon faction, the bracer is nothing to blow your wad over. Then again, who needs an excuse to blow a wad? Certainly not me. In case you're wondering we did try Ventani. We went down quicker than Rhap's Mom for a ten dollar quicky. 
I think the problem is we don't have enough Halflings. I picked up my Bat Phone and called VI. Brad obliged. . .meet the new Manalope: 
Need Your Help! The poll is shaping up nicely. This interview with Jangos helped her pull into the lead. Crazz and I are in a state of shock that Rhap's Mom is bringing up the rear. But then again, she always did like it from behind. . . VOTE HERE Mort and Gage, Uber Bankers Had to prove to Mort that I wasn't favoring Gage. . . 
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Oops! We Did It Again . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Friday, July 13, 2001 -- tigole
War Has Been Declared 
He might have one the battle, but I promise you, he wont win the war. Hot damn we had a fun time in Kael tonight. Our goal was clear from the get-go, kill the Avatar of War. We know that with our current roster we couldn't stage an effective battle against this cacksugger (we average 35-40 per raid). So we called in some good friends from Paragons of Fury and Shock of Swords to take a whack at the ol' boy. Well as anyone knows you have to go through the Vindicator and Statue of Rallos Zek to get the AoW to spawn. Goddamn we Zerg'd the statue like no bodies business: 
Just to put it in perspective, our first ever Statue kill way-back-when took us 18 minutes. Tonight we killed him in 8 minutes (that was with 0 charmed mobs btw). Our guests were fantastic as well. Only 2 people died the entire Statue fight (not counting the mass that suicided to Enrage to avoid the faction hit). If you're gonna Zerg a mob, get some l33t mo fakas to help you do it. 
Statue dropped a bunch of stuff but I wasn't paying too much attention to loot because we were getting geared up for the real event. So we're *kinda* buffed. . .roughly organized. . .and what happens? AoW decides to just WARP right onto the raid -- no pulling necessary: 
Anyway, for having a premature pull before people were ready we did extremely well. The fight was fantastic. . .semi-organized chaos. Goddamn, if nothing else it was a blast. War has been declared. This isn't over. . . Poll of Today! I need all your help with this one. I started a poll on our server's messageboard, The Nameless Tavern to find out who is the Swarthiest Sloot of them All: Click here for poll Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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I Did Not Shoot No Deputy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Monday, July 9, 2001 -- tigole
Dragons Feel the Wrath of the Evil Empire 
Dragon-killing was the order of the day. So we're heading over to ToV to see what dragons we could lay our mark on when Ol' Kland pops. What are the odds of that? Scoring an easy ST key on a Sunday evening. Who woulda guessed. Next stop was the Halls of Testing where we laid Doze-slacker Version 5.0 out like clockwork. Then we popped back out to get another key from Sontalak. Those Sontalak fights are epic. Of course we get a crazy lag spike when Sontalak engrages. Too funny -- watching a dozen people die to enraged all at once. Yes, Desp did get the killing blow but fear not, he still sucks. To finish the night we were going to try out Lendiniara the Keeper. We had a hell of a good time fighting her. It was all fun and games until she gated though. Oh well, live and learn. She'll die another night. I was hungry so I took off to get a burger at In N Out. Can't be a hero 24/7. . .a man's gotta eat. Mort and Gage, Uber Bankers Gage was the lucky winner today! 
Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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