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Ladies and Gentlemen, The Moment We Have All Been Waiting For . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Friday, July 27, 2001 --  tigole

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Avatar of War Slain!

For the first time anywhere the Avatar of War was killed tonight on The Nameless.  The Avatar of War proved to be no match for the joint forces of Shock of Swords and Legacy of Steel in an epic battle that lasted for over 30 minutes.  We carried out our strat to near perfection but we ran into a small speed bump which caused things to get a little chaotic at the end, including the AoW getting 3-4 cheals from various neighboring giants.  I don't think anyone who was there tonight will ever forget this battle.  It truly was a moment for the history books.

And yes, for all you whiney bastards out there, I'll post the cacksuggers loot:

 

He dropped two swords as well but those are in possession of Shock of Swords, so I'll let Seanlan and his gang of asskickers decide whether or not they want you to see their new toys.

We set this goal a few a weeks ago and the effort Legacy of Steel and Shock of Swords put into seeing this mob die was amazing.  I want to express my sincere thanks to everyone for working so hard together to make this happen.  To all the nay-sayers, hecklers and critics, come back when you've looted this mo faka's corpse and we'll talk.  While our faction choice has prevented us from entering the North Wing of ToV, I feel we truly the made the most of being CoV-alligned.  I guess you could call tonight the first complete clearing of Kael.

Awesome work everyone.  See ya on the other side =P

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Manalope Wins the Cleric Best of the Best!

Manalope, Marck and Barnabuss all did fantastic in last night's BotB.  The finals came down to Manalope versus Marck.  We were ecstatic at the LoS domination in the tournament.  Hopefully Manalope can bring a little whoop-ass to the Test server.

The Night Everything Had To Die

Lendiniara the Keeper, Stanos, King Tormax, Derkaor the Vindicator and the Statue of Rallos Zek DEAD

Lendiniara Dead for the first time on The Nameless

Holy killing spree, batman!  We went crazy tonight.  It was awesome.  In a near perfect kill we took out Lendiniara the Keeper.  She was the only First Brood dragon that Legacy of Steel had not killed.  So we finished our collector's set by smacking her ass to the ground tonight with near flawless execution.  Here's what the big beeotch dropped:

So Lend is dead and it's EARLY.  She went down on the first try.  We had time on our hands.  We start thinking of what spawns are up and can't come up with anything.  The only thing left to kill is the North Wing stuff and we're not QUITE ready to hose our faction just yet.  Desperate for things to die, we whisked off to Highpass to wax Stanos for Cyni.

The cacksugger didn't drop the head.  We're sitting there waiting for respawn to try again when Brad McQuaid calls on my private line to let me know that King Tormax has finally re-popped in Kael since the last time we assassinated the bastard.  Off to Kael we went!

I mentioned last week how we had tried to take out Tormax AND his pets all in one rush last time and managed to get him to K___.  Well tonight was freakin epic.  We just pulled King T and his two buddies and beat them silly.  Was a classic, hilarious battle.  I once read a thread where someone said, "Some people have the balls to pull King Tormax to the zone to fight him."  I'm sorry, sonny, but until you pull the King and Co and fight them all at once, don't talk to me about balls.  Loot was a bunch of phat stuff so we gave it all to Crazz because he is a Halas-hating barbarian.

Oh. . .so King Tormax dies. . .of course you have to kill Keldor for the shield when that happens.  So add that poosae with too-good-loot to the death list.

Our thirst for blood could not be quenched.  While all this was going on the Statue of Rallos Zek pops.  So Tormax and Keldor are down and we rush over to the Arena and quickly dispose of this chump:

If you think the Vindicator is easy, you should see how amazingly easy he is when a jealous, petty, psychopathic wanna-be gimp enchanter isn't there training clerics of vallon zek on you.

To complete the ownage of Kael, we took down the Giant Hunk of Metal. . .a.k.a. Statue of Rallos Zek:

And here's his loot. . .which means only one thing:

Quadding Good Times

So that was our Monday night.  All within a few hours.  Goddamn that was fun.  Oh and in case you were wondering or cared, we cleared the first three warders in ST again over the weekend.

And the worst Warder Loot ever -- beat this:

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