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These Boots Were Made For. . .uh. . Kicking Ass (screw walkin', Nancy) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Saturday, December 9, 2000 --  tigole

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The beauty about being the A-Hole with the FTP password, the shitty shareware HTML program, the big glass of Old Grandad and the free time at 2:15 am to sit here typing this is getting to post my new boots right at the top of the page baby!!!  Thanks guild!  These boots are considerably better than Mrylokar (AC 18), and note the sweet pimpness of their appearance.  Hopefully, by the time I get complete Velious armor, I can look exactly like Sirran the Lunatic, my idol.

We killed Giants today!

Well, I lied.  Here's King Tormax.  We didn't kill this mo faka.  In fact, I'm still walking funny from the encounter.

Note: Larthan's not fucking around.

Meet our buddy the Vindicator.  He vindicated me right in the Goat Ass.

This poosae died. . .

These poosaes died too. . .note Chon's new mrylokar greaves! Grats Chon!

We also killed Uber-Poosae, Venril Sathqueer:

Grats bank on two shitty staves, and Grats Fugatti from Sanctuary on Gem to complete Epic quest.

But old Venril phat l3wt was awarded:

Grats Hammyr on DW greaves!

Random Velious Loot of the Day:

 

Duels of the Day:

We had lots of time to kill at one point today.  So we decided to pass the time by beating Jangos like a rented mule. . . .sigh. . .fool bard, lay off the /d key.

Bah, that's just for calling me "asswipe" last night, Jangos.  You know me love you long time.  Like I mention at the beginning of this update, Fear the fool with FTP access.

Quotes of the Day:

 

 

Hot damn it's late.  I am freakin-A tired at the moment.  But the news must go on dammit!!!!  Still haven't had a lot of *quality* time to explore Velious.  We've been trying to take advantage of all the recent patches to equip some of our members with long-overdue loot.  If only Shissar Staves from Venril had high AC and could fit in the leg or chest slot. . .Anyway, we killed Venril. . .I think 4 times this week.  Maybe 3.  Honestly I cannot remember.  Trakanon died 3 times.  Todays loot was nice.  Mrylokar Legs, Cobalt Breastplate, and Shaman Breastplate.  All unawarded.  Also, Venril dopped a Gnarled staff that went to Sunmoontw.  Grats fool wizard.  Here are some pix:

Deja Vu?

The Amazing, Floating, Dead Dragon!

So, we got a small group together and checked out two places, the Giant city and Velketor's Maze.  I took some screenshots of some stuff as well as some of the loot.  Most of the loot was of the highest quality crap out there.  Although that Giant Scalemail is nice caster loot.  Judge for yourself.  Anyway, if this were a movie, here's where the Velious montage would fade in. . . . .

Oogtuug "Does" Giant Town

Orby in her new duds. . .(all together her AC comes to 19 in this outfit)

Fear the druid claw. . .

More giants. . .

Velketor. . .this beeotch is gonna die.

Now for some loot (i take no responsibility for the crappiness of it):

(can't even use the stupid pole to fish -- yes i tried. don't get me started on the boats. . .)

Quotes of the Day:

Someone please tell Jangos that Solo means 1 not 5.

Jangos explains the LoS recruiting process:

Stalker, Wanna-be, and Unoriginal Bastard of the Day:

Yes, yes we will keeeeeel something worth talking about soon.  Still waiting on enough people to get Velious to get a serious raid going.  Also, we have decided that there is nothing better than doing the same two raids day in and day out.  When I step into Venril's arena or Trakanon's lair at this point, I expect to find the clock to punch my timecard in.  Ah well. . .Velious soooooon enough.

EXCLUSIVE VELIOUS SCREENSHOTS

Here's the Iceclad Ocean Zone

Eastern Wastes

Great Divide

It seems that the SCREENSHOT feature is disabled for a few days.  That sure makes my job a lot of fun.  Before all you l33t hax0rs start posting on our board about some program I could use to take screens, just let me wallow in my bitching.  My eyes are burning through my goddamn skull from staring at HARSH, GLARING, WHITE all night.  Did I mention I really hate the fucking snow?  I can't read any of the text on those white backgrounds.  Looks like whoever made some of those Velious zones played a little too much Super Mario Brothers back in the day.  Nothing funner than slippery floors! Ccc.  Dear god.  Well, I did see some bad-ass stuff and I managed to get a nice upgrade to my old Diamodine Earring.  I also saw some bad-ass Mo Faka's that I look forward to watching our guild beat-down very soon.  I'm a little wary of killing stuff in Velious because of all the faction rumors flying around.  Not to mention that the faction was Fubar'd today so you could not tell which factions you were wrecking.  Boy, nothing funner than Mazes, Quests, Slippery Floors and Faction Concerns!  Verant, quit reading my mind!

Oh.  We did keeeeel shiznit today.  Since they fux0red my screenshot button you'll just have to look at old pictures.  Ya, I know the archived news needs updating. . .I'll get to it.  Someday.

Venril Sathir dropped Singing Steel Greaves.  Both Blurr and Jangos were awarded Singing Steel Greaves today.

Trakanon dropped an Elder Spiritualists Breastplate and a Cloak of Piety -- Grats Signel.

Important!!!  Real News!!

Our Members Section went live today.  Just click on the members thingy up there on the top frame.  Abou's is particularly entertaining reading.  Members can update/change their info at anytime so keep checking back.  I know nothing interests you more than what Tenaj has in his ammo slot.

Anyway, OogtuugVahn did one hell of a job with the members section so be sure to check it out.  Thanks a ton Oog.

Quote of the Day:

Hrm. The screenshot button didn't work.  You want a quote?  Here's a stinking quote. . .

Stop sending me random goddamn tells all night.  I don't want to tell you how to farm the spiroc lord, I don't feel like telling you how to beat Venril Sathir, I don't want to tell you the stats of my weapons and armor, I don't want to tell you what the current zone I am in looks like, I'm not going to ask my guild for pricechecks on your shitty farmed items, I don't have any old rogue stuff for sale, if I've never spoken to you before - I am not impressed that you are 46 now and in Plane of Fear, I don't want to tell you how to beat Hoshkar, I don't want to tell you what mob I am killing, I have no idea what item is worth more when you tell me two - I kill for my loot, I am just trying to relax and play a game.  Thx la~