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Welcome to LegacyOfSteel.Com, Where Our Goal s to Weed Out All You Slow-Ass 28.8 Modem Users by Using Too Many Large Images at High Resolution . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sunday, December 17, 2000 --  tigole

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Let's be honest.  No one wants to group with you and your shitty modem anyway.  You're probably that cleric who goes LD every 5 minutes while the rest of us die while you stare at "You have been disconnected", AGAIN.  Get a new modem you lazy bitch.  This is the twenty-first century.  Sure, blame it on Tigole's updates. . .too many images, too high of resolution.  I think I'm doing the EverQuest community a favor by making all you slow-as-molasses people realize it's time to save up that extra bit of scratch, get off your lazy rear and get a new goddamn connection.  Ah, nothing like some Sunday morning bitching and moaning to make me feel better.  And by the way, anytime you feel that our site is too slow, just take a quick jaunt over to FoH's site, noows or whatever.  For the love of god, I think they're running that site on a Commdore 64 with a 14.4 connection.  I once tried to post over there but it took me two hours to register so I gave up.  Must be all the phat graphics and screenshots that slow that site down. . .

Wow, if I haven't managed to piss you off by now, what's wrong with you?  Let's talk about the main problem, instead of me randomly bashing suck-ass modem users and instead of my uneeded troll at our good friends over at FoH. . .Ok, I'm willing to admit it:  The problem is me.  I basically have no phat HTML skeeelz. . . .in fact, I basically have no HTML skeeelz period.  I use some free program I downloaded to do my updates.  I don't look at the code ever -- I am in constant, Retard-Design Mode.  The other day I accidently deleted the Insert Image button.  I sat there for something like 30 minutes trying to find where the button went.  Briefly, I considered never including another image on the site again.  But being the l33t hax0r I am, I finally managed to figure things out.  Have no fear in your LoS newswriter, but please, do have patience. . .("patients").

Ok, time for Tigole the Silent to live up to his name. . .here's some dead shit:

We killed Trakanon yesterday afternoon.  Was weird, I think Trak had gained a few levels.  He must have been grinding exp or something over the past week.  Anyway, he went down fast and dropped some decent loot (if you're the LoS bank account that is).  Parv's roomate ninja looted a Singing Steel breastplate before going LD and the other drop was a Mrylokar Breastplate.  Grats bank!  and Grats Bank!  Contact Polonious if you wanna offer us a phat trade for either of these items (no your Fungal Tunic doesn't count as a phat trade).

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Finally, I got see Plane of Growth first hand!  I must say, it's pretty cool.  I sort of think of it as Plane of Fear meets Misty Thicket on steroids (minus the terror known as Mooto of course).  We didn't get a ton of drops last night but what drops we did get were VERY nice.  The swift-kick-to-the-nuts-Verant-style of the night had to be our attempts on Ail the Elder.  Ail the Elder is some big fucking tree thing just begging to be beat this way and that. . .well, let me show you some PoG pics then I'll get to the problem with Ail the Elder. . .

Ail the Cacksugger

F the Treehuggin Hippies, Trees Must Die

Parv, once again, show Halfling supremecy as he bravely takes this Convoker while others cower in fear.

Ok back to my rant about Ail the Elder.  I don't mind taking an honest smack down from a mob.  Phara Dar beat us 2 or 3 times before we took her.  Venril beat us a bunch of times before we killed him.  Trak, Gorenaire, you name it.  Part of the learning process is dying.  Here, my friends, is my problem with Ail the Elder in the Plane of Growth:

<LINKDEAD> Legacy of Steel

Oh well.  I'm guessing Verant playtested Ail the Elder with 6 level 70's on a LAN in their offices all using Pentium 9's or some shit.  jeje.  But, no need to fret.  We will beat him soon enough.  We also have MUCH phat lewt to share with you.  Let the loot begin. . .

Abbu looking Resplendent

We were going to give the Sorcerer Robe to Jobober but settled on Jmann instead.

Jangos: Sucky Sucky, Five Dollah

We must have gotten 6 of those chest pieces last night.

Chon and I show off our new better-than-Myrlokar chesplates.

gg Verant -- Barbs cannot wear. . . .sigh

(p.s. now that I have the new chestguard I am open to all offers of HGS)

Iaminae's New Belt!

Lastly, for those of you staring at my above picture, thinking that I look queer as a 3 dollar bill, I direct you to the following screenshot:

Not-So-Tight-End for the West Hollywood "touch" football team, Desp!

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Lastly, the straw that broke the camel's back. . .

jejejeje Looks like the guild had a fun time in Plane of Growth yesterday.  Luckily Oogtuug and Caswallawn took some pics so I could update the page and look like I actually know what I am talking about (which of course I don't).  Because I just got home, and because I feel like a lazy mo faka, I will skip my usual brilliant-yet-borderline-retarded witticisms and get right to the goods:

Plane of Growth

Brionca looking fresh fly in her new duds

Mudcrush in his new BP

Jeddite: Uber Pimp of Pastiness

Cyni's new pants: jeje?

Leick showing off his new arms while Poly attaches a mirror to his hammer to answer that age-old question: What do Barbs have under those kilts?

Poly tells the guild, "Couldn't find anything."

Later, the turtle had to die. . . poor turtle.

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