Been Dazed and Confused For So Long . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Thursday, December 21, 2000 -- tigole 
Apologies for lack of an update today. My Vegas run turned into a hangover which turned into the flu. Yay me. I logged on for about 20 minutes last night, said hi to the guild then passed out at 6:45pm. Gotta love getting 12 hours of sleep though. Felt like I was in college again. From my brief time online I gathered enough to let you know that the guild was doing Plane of Growth again. Sounds like they got some nice items. I know Rogue Gloves, Rogue Hat, Warrior Boots, two pairs of Enchanter Slippers, and a Shadow Knight Bracer all dropped while I was there. Pretty sure the guild killed Venril again on patch day. Apparently he dropped something useless as usual or else I would have heard about it. Ok, back to drinking juice and being miserable. Hopefully I'll have a *real* update for my homies late tonight or tomorrow. --Tig Advice of the Day: Don't try to drive a truck with 11 foot clearance into a 7 foot tall parking garage. Trust me. Quote of the Day: 
Big Bossman. . .You Ain't So Big, You just Tall, That's All . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Tuesday, December 19, 2000 -- tigole
EPIC NIGHT! Congratulations to Desp and Uggly on completing their Epic Weapon Quests! 
Chode-suck. . .err. . I mean Chardok, the zone designed to make the HOLE and Kedge Keep look like fun. . .yep, Chardok was the scene of the crime tonight. I'll give Chardok this much -- it's no Siren's Grotto. . . Three Kings, Three Queens and a Poosae Lizard. Almost a good hand if we were playing seven card stud.   
There's your dead Queens.   
Three dead Kings. . . 
And the previously mentioned Dead Poosae Lizard All kidding aside, Chardok was pretty fun tonight. I think in my vast uber-l33tness I have discovered the trick to truly enjoying the zone. Here's what ya do: Go out to the store and buy yourself a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label. No, I'm not talking about Red Label you cheap son of a bitch, buy the good stuff. You need as little to complain about as possible, you're in Chardok. At least be drunk on good whiskey. I spent months refining this Chardok strat and I must admit, it basically is heaven-sent. Sweet Liquor, how it eases the pain. . . I guess I have some sort of responsibility to report the drops of the night. All that matters is that two out of three Queens dropped blades tonight. The rest was a bunch of garbage. We got one of those SK daggers. . .10/28. . .off the queen. Thanks for the swift kick in the nuts, Verant. My destroy button was getting dusty because I hadn't been to the HOLE in a few weeks. Thank god Chardok gave me a chance to work that bad-boy again. Venril dropped Pally legs. . .congrats bank! He also dropped a piece of shiznit staff, big surprise. Luckily we have Venril down to a 30 minute endeavour so there's not much to be bitter about there, unless you're like me, and get your rocks off being drunk and bitter just because. . . Well, I know you'll all be dissapointed to hear this, but I'm off to Vegas again tomorrow. Another rush-hour drive there and back. So you'll have to deal with CNN or perhaps the Associated Press for your daily news. I know, I know, hardly a substitute for the fine journalism you get here each day. No one said life was perfect. Zone into Sirran's Goatass if you don't believe me. And remember, if you're on I-15 tomorrow and you see a big-ass truck coming at you fast from behind, get the hell outta my lane ;) Stalkers, Wanna-Be's and Unoriginal Bastards of the Day: Woot! Our first Ariel imposter: 
This one is from Fennin Ro (thanks VanZant): 
Misdirected Conversations of the Day: 
Quotes of the Day: 
Thisling Focusers, the Brownies You Love to Hate. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Monday, December 18, 2000 -- tigole
  
 
Had a fun pull in Plane of Growth today, TWO Thisling Focusers with TWO Protectors of Growth. Had Protectors of Growth respawn on us multiple times. The battle lasted well over an hour. Oogtuug logged the battle with the second Focuser. Here is the melee damage: Oogtuug: 25,213
Arlos: 55,032
Chon: 60,209
Cyni: 58,649
Gand: 1
Garn(pet): 808
Gastik(pet): 446
Genantik(pet): 958
Genjiro: 18,114
Gonobitk(pet): 36,599
Jaber(pet): 263
Jangos: 6,209
Jartik(pet): 14
Jasener(pet): 7,224
Jastik(pet): 41,865
Jebtik(pet): 530
Jenaner(pet): 231
Jenarer(pet): 664
Jenober(pet): 684
Kabern(pet): 996
Katerin: 1,510
Keke: 41,738
Kenann(pet): 852
Lartik(pet): 7,812
Monq: 52,755
Magosian: 1
Orby: 102
Thorax: 2
Tigole: 116,286
Tork: 1,501
Uggly: 55,734
Vibann(pet): 38,692
Xtic(pet): 8,567
Zabarn(pet): 198
Zesekn(pet): 2,007
Zenarn(pet): 1,864 This is NOT including what all our wizards, mages, necros, shamans, etc did with nukes and dots or damage done by thorns. if you are wondering why all the pets, its because the clerics, wizards, and enchanters were summoning pets. -- Oogtuug If you want to see the entire log file, you can check it here. The first Thisling Focuser dropped 19 plat. I don't remember what the second one dropped. At that point I was too bored to care. Got lots of phat lewt today: 
Random Act of Stupidity and Boredom of the Day: 
Tenaj and I kill the recruiter in Kael today with nothing but our bare fists as we await resses. . . . Well, actually, probably pulling two Thisling Focusers was the true act of stupidity and boredom of the day. Quote of the Day: 
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