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Born in the Desert, Raised in a Lion's Den . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Monday, January 29, 2001 --  tigole

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Zlandicar: Dead as Disco

If there's one thing I could give a rat's ass about it's the Superbowl.  Luckily I wasn't the only one feeling that way.  We delved into the depths of Dragon Necropolis to keeeeeeel fool dragon, Zlandicar.  Got some nice drops:

 

 

(Happy Nullo? I fixed the damned icon)

Hammyr was awarded the sword, Brionca the Guants, the heart went to Keke, Zland's Talisman to Barnabuss and the Frakadar's to Demius.  Congrats to everyone~

Of course, if you're going to be in Necropolis, might as well get a doohickey from Vaniki, right?

Giving Vaniki a Taste of Willsapper

Congrats to Parv on his new Willsapper!

Well, I am tired and have a shit-ton of work to do early tomorrow so I'll keep this short.  It seems I pissed off quite a number of people with that comment about copying our website.  The really funny thing is, I had never seen any of the people's sites who I pissed off.  Heh.  I actually got a few tells from people who logged into the Nameless to talk with me about it.  Was pretty fun. . hehe. . .made some new friends.  You do realize what a bunch of freaks we all are right?  God I love this game.  Living in a god-damned soap opera half the time.  Call me John Black.  The drama is beautiful so long as you realize you're in fantasyland, folks.  But I guess it's the folks who are stuck in Fantasyland who create that drama.  Keep it up. . .TV's too boring. . .I don't want to start watching.

p.s. if you can place the John Black reference I'm really worried about you. . .

Random Picture of the Day:

Stalkers, Wanna-be's, and Unoriginal Bastards:

Quote of the Day:

Ya, Druushk Too

Blurr was awarded the Maelstrom, Genjiro the Skullcrusher and Winkin the Deathspeaker staff.  Grats all~

Sorry for the sloppy, late update. . .just didn't want ya to think we'd leave VP with dragons still alive. . .

Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards:

Quote of the Late Afternoon:

And now back to our Originally planned Daily Update. . . . .

The Pillaging of Veeshan's Peak

Phara Dar, Nexona, Hoshkar, Xygoz, Silverwing

Dead Again

Phara Dar Slain -- 4 Casualties

Next time you go to Veeshan's Peak, you might notice the dragons are walking stiffer than a Bard in West Hollywood on a Sunday morning.  All I can say is we unloaded on those fool leezurds and had a blast doing it.  This web update is bound to be full of mistakes. . .wrong loot from wrong dragons etc. . .sorry if I mess anything up.  While some people might be concerned with all the fine details, personally, I was just worried about making sure more dragons made their way to us so we could beat them with the Ol' Hickory Stick.  Let's start with Phara Dar's loot. . .casters rejoice!!!

Yes, Caster Loot (tm) does exist!  You just have to be a bad ass mo faka to get some.  Luckily, being a bad ass mo faka is membership requirement numero uno for joining LoS so we have no problems there.  Just ask Daelomin with his new Crown of Rile, Iaminae wearing her new Shroud of Veeshan or Orby Dreams carrying her new Shield of Elders. . .congrats to all of them.  Very well deserved.

Hoshkar: We thought he was our daddy till the DNA test results came back

I must admit I am glad VI put Hoshkar as the "second dragon" you must deal with in VP.  Hoshkar is like that rash that won't go away.  This dragon will also seperate the men from the boys.  We had a very kick-ass strategy for Hosh, but part of it was based on luck.  And we don't like to bank on luck.  Just look at how many Donal's BP's we own if you wanna see what kind of luck we have.  So, we spent some time this VP trip figuring out a new way to own this mo faka with less strife.  I look forward to going back soon and owning him time and time again.  Here's some loots:

Did I mention Caster Loot (tm) is alive and kicking in VP?

Congrats to Adorean on the Wiz staff, Medicd on the Robe, Barnabuss the Dorf on the G-heal staff and Ezeekiel on the Fatesealer.

Nex(t)ona

Hi Nexona, welcome to the party. . . oops, you're dead. . buh-bye

Druid so power la~

Heh. . .there was a time when I thought this dragon was hard. . .I was probably drunk or geezed up on pills.  Here's the loot from Nex:

jeje I cannot remember who got the Gem. . .shit.  Oh well, congrats whoever and forgive my sloppy-beeotchness.  The Howling Cutlass is now the property of Joboba and the Blackstone Maul went to Darvulia.

Xygoz: aka "Gimme" dragon

Golden Poosae

And the loot:

Thorax: Queen of HLS modelling the latest in VP Fashion

Congrats to Uggly on the Two-Hander and Parv on the Spear.

Silverwing: Because eventually everyone can have a VP key and they'll need something to kill

Here's what Poosae-Wing dropped:

The robe went to Phalinn and the Dragon Claw Main Gauche to the Goddess we all know as Umberlee.  SW also dropped a lute for Tork but for some reason I thought I had a pic of it. . .but I couldn't find it.  I mean. . .it's a fucking lute. . .well, congrats anyway!

Oh yes, we had to kill this fool so he wouldn't bother us. . .

Exclusive: Insider Strategy Made Public

sigh, now everyone will know how to do the things we do. . .

Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unorginal Bastards:

By the way. . .I had to find some info so I cruised to some other guild websites. . .don't make me start posting URL's under this heading Foolman-Wanna-be-Webmasters.  I saw your sites before and I see them now. . .think of that Robert Frost poem, then get the fuck off my path and go back to your highway.

Quote of the Day:

Arlos the Disciple

Best of the Best

Evening started off with the Monkey Tourney in Arena.  Arlos made us proud.  The competition was stiff but Arlos showed them all who the title of Nameless's Best Monk belongs to.

While Arlos was busy kicking ass and taking names in the Arena, the rest of us were making our way to Dragon Necropolis.  We heard Jaled Dar bitching and moaning. . . .

Talk-Shmalk. . .The bitch must die!

Zlandicar Slain!

For those of you who are curious, this is what the ugly mo faka looked like pre-death:

The fight was a blast and loot proved to be plentiful and worthy:

Zlandicar's Talisman went to Ariel so that she can lead the way into Sleepers Tomb.  First Brood Talisman went to Fool Dorf Desp.  Frakadar's Talisman went to Vendreahl. Monq was awarded the Guantlets of Mortality.  And I looted Zlandicar's heart to complete the quest for the Key to Jaled Dar's Tomb.

Neb hooked a brother up. . .

So we took our shiny new key and went to Jaled Dar's Tomb so that we could get Ariel her Sleeper's Key.  Only problem is this is what we found when we opened the Tomb up:

Nobody Home

And last but certainly not least, Legacy of Steel would like to welcome Sokritize to our ranks.

Summon me booze!

Glad to have ya aboard Sok. . .

Stalkers, Wanna-be's, and Unoriginal Bastards:

and my personal favorite. . . .

Quotes of the Day:

Nice Spelling Jaled Dar. . .

And lastly, a quote which shows just how profound and mature LoS is. . .