In the Ghetto . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Monday, February 26, 2001 -- tigole 
Plane of Suck Cleared in One Day 
Twas a great day for the twinks of LoS as we cleared Plane of Sky from start to finish. Our Necros got the big ol' shaft. . .no Epic Quest drops. Luckily, a Crown of Elemental Mastery dropped for Sokritize on Drake Island so the trip paid off. Besides that it was Twink Fest '01. Haste Belts! Rare Quests finished! Nothing any of our primaries would ever use! Welcome to the zone that puts the F in Fucked Up Itemization. But wait! There's more! Plane of Sky is a FANTASTIC place to be a cleric with these new healing nerfs. Hey clerics, that's what you get for bitching about doing nothing but sitting on your ass and healing all night. You get to TANK!!! Who needs that warrior twink anymore! No one can taunt better than you, Mr. Cleric! 
Ronald relaying some "insider infoz" we got from Brad on the batphone One last Plane of Air picture. Because I could not resist. Please witness the fearless wrath of Uggly Fleshripper, Troll God: 
Ok, I'm tired. Enough of Sky. I actually like that zone to be honest. I don't know why. I guess it's like having that open wound that hurts real bad when you touch it, yet you just. . .have. . .to. . . keep. . .touching. . .it. Spriocs and Bees are pretty fun. Loot sucks. . .hard. But the zone does look nice. Then again, so does Siren's Grotto. . . Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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Hurts So Good . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sunday, February 25, 2001 -- tigole
Time for Zlandicar to die again. Yet another living example of why the healing/hate AI is complete and utter nut-sucking. I think the only good thing to come out of that healing nerf was that Desp, for one reason or another, ended up dead almost instantly. Lewtz were good, even if familiar. Zlandicar's Talisman for Mudcrush. HAW! Frakadar's Talisman for Necrath. Zlandicar's Heart went to Adorean. A Cowl of Mortality for my favorite filthy sloot, Jangos. And Gloves of Mortality to Cyni SweetCheeks. Most of you who read these news updates know that I bust a whole lot of balls when it comes to Verant but I've got to say a special thanks to GM Kaikachi. Really appreciate all the time and effort you put in today. Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
Highly Efficient Stalking Machines from the Future 
Get Up, Stand Up . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Thursday, February 22, 2001 -- tigole
Nerf This, Beeotch! 
Clerics are pissed. Warriors are pissed. Rogues are pissed. But most of all, Velketor is pissed. Well, he was pissed before his big dumb ass, hit the floor, dead as can be. Did the nerfs make a difference? Hell, yes. The hate AI for clerics is lame. More than lame. Add to that the BP nerf. Was a nice to touch that the cheal "buff" doesn't work on someone with res effects. Well, I could rant on for hours about that lame-ass patch. But there's no point, we will go on killing stuff. . Verant will continue to make illogical decisions. So take a look at the ph4t l3wtz Velketor dropped. . .  
On the way to ol' Velk we killed Lord Freeti Monk too. . . 
 
So yesterday was supposed to be the big day for Test of Tactics II on the Nameless. Instead we got, YOU HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED. That's right, server down. so they re-scheduled the ToT for tomorrow (of course half of the people on our teams will be gone). When the server came back up we were looking for something to do. Lot's of people had logged or were unable to get back. So we keeled this fool. Again.  We needed some teeth. We also needed more Peridots. . .luckily a Shaman and Druid BP dropped. Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards Ok this freak is so bad, I couldn't help but to censor him from your Virgin eyes 
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