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I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning. It Smells Like. . . .Victory . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Monday, March 19, 2001 --  tigole

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Cazic Thule and Innoruuk Go Golfing With Payne Stewart

The Gods Must Be Crazy.  Wait.  Fuck that.  The Gods Must be Keeeeled.

Sunday Bloody Sunday.  And what a day it was.  In spite of losing many friends, Legacy of Steel has not lost any of our fire.  In fact, this guild seems to rally when the odds are against us.  Up to Hate we went. I'm sure you have all read about how Inny was buffed so I wont bother going into details.  Let's just say, I don't think we'll be seeing pick-up raids dropping the Ol' God O' Hate any time soon.  Here's a pic of some whoopass:

Primary Tanking 101 -- Take Notes -- Professor Leick will be giving a Quiz

Ok enough of the blah blah blah.  I know you all by now.  You want Ph4t L3wtz.  Well, Inny Loot ain't exactly Phat but there are some decent items to be had. . .

 

He actually dropped two of those Dorf cloaks, one for Elppin and one for Marck.  Mudcrush was awarded the Earring of Bashing. . HAW!  And the Cloak of Scales went to Terdle.  Yes, Inny is killed for the first time on the server and one of the loot items goes to a twink. . ./comfort The Nameless.

Fighting Cazic Thule is one of the BEST encounters in EQ.  That fight was fuggin awesome.  Everyone there had a blast.  Lemme tell you this, Cazic is TOUGH.  Well, we've all been in a CT fight. . .but I'll post this pic. . .I don't think you'll see the old crews who used to take down CT pulling him any time soon. . .or at least living to tell about it. . . 

 

Cazic is a mob where the Risk truly does equal the rewards.  Speaking of rewards, check this stuff out. . .

We got two of these GODLY Waist/Neck items -- Grats to Brionca and Uggly

Ownage Monk Cloak to Genjiro Quaichang, Master Asskicker Extraordinaire

Like I said, it was an awesome Sunday.  I can't describe to you the great feeling of pride I have to be a part of these people.

Oh yes, we also got Dookie his Celestial Fists. . .Congrats Leezurd.

And I forgot to mention, we have a new member.  Veneficus has joined us, an awesome Enchanter and super nice guy.  Unfortunately I don't have a picture but you all know Veneficus. . .he's a Gnome ;)

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Halls of Testicles Cleared Again

Really fun night in Temple of Veeshan.  We moved through the Halls of Testicles with ease.  We did not attempt Dozekar, so I guess saying the Halls were cleared is a bit of bad information.  Drops were so-so.  Of course all the named drakes dropped quest shit that will only become relavent once Dozekar the Cacksugger dies.  Other drops included some plate helms, gloves, chain gloves, silk gloves, leather boots, leather gloves.  Really not a lot of armor drops considering the number of mobs that were killed, but o-fuggin-well.  They're gonna be raiding ToV again tomorrow night so perhaps they'll have better luck with Legs and BP's.  Unfortunately, yours truly won't be there. . .but I should be back Saturday or Sunday with an Update.

So anyway, we kill the first two Wurms in the Testicle Halls, and we're killing the next mobs down below when my doorbell rings.  I'm thinking to myself, "I didn't order no chinese food. . .don't answer that. . .nothing but trouble."  Sure enough, it's my next door neighbor standing there.  "I need to ask you a big favor," she pleads.  "My rabbit. . .well, see my husband is out of town and. . .there's blood. . .I need someone to come look."  At this point I'm thinking to myself, what the fuck is this chick talking about.  So I go over to her apartment and sure enough there's this fucking rabbit hopping around.  "I need you to look at her or hold her while I check her.  I need to see if she's bleeding," she tells me.  I look at Bunny Fucking Foo Foo on the ground and tell her, "She looks pretty much ok to me. . ." and head for the door.  My neighbor responds, " No Wait!  That's not her.  That's Floppy. . .that's the male.  Emma is outisde."  So she drags me on to the terrace and there is this black little ball of fur in a crate and all over the floor is some ORANGE *stuff*.  So she makes me pick up this fucking bunny as she checks it for blood.  The whole time I am thinking, what a useless fucking pet. . .fucking rabbits.  I felt like saying, "Listen sweetheart, here's twenty bucks. . .throw that fucking furry mess into the trash and go buy yourself a new one."  Well, it comes to down to this.  Apparently the orange *stuff* was not blood.  Which is good and bad news.  Because the options you're left with when you got an orange-stained bunny and it ain't bleeding aren't exactly rosey.  So I'm trying to get the hell out of there.  I mean, I was on a 20 minute AFK at that point. . .I wasn't dealing with a life or death emergency, but some stupid fucking bunny.  Next thing I know, she hands me the phone.  I'm talking to some Vet.  My neighbor wants me to give the exact description of the scene in case she missed something.  The whole scene was just too weird. . .What does this have to do with EQ?  Well nothing.  But next time you're pissed off at that guy in your group for going AFK for 20 minutes, stop and think, "Maybe his neighbor's bunny is bleeding to death. . ." or better yet, don't.

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Turned on by my l33t use of Neb's Warbone, Darvulia could not resist sending me *hot* cyber tells.

I figured if John Travolta's career could do it, so could I.  That's right -- come back.  The truth is, I heard melee can now bind in Field of Bone and I almost blinded myself by the massive erection shooting through my trousers at the very thought.  How could I resist not coming back?  Well, all sarcasm aside, I am playing Everquest again.  I appreciated all the kind things people said when I left.  I also enjoyed the speculation over why I left (nerfs etc.).  Truth is, I was massively burned out.  As much as I love this game, leading a guild is a ton of work.  Luckily we have a new leader now, Oogtuug. Oogtuug is the famous Draed Vahn, the original GM of LoS, our founder.  The best part about Oogtuug taking over is now I can bitch and moan everytime I don't get loot.  I also plan on bitching and moaning any time he schedules an event that takes place in a zone where I don't need loot.  I think I'll bitch and moan if I have to wait around too long for something too.  If we lose to some mob, it will of course be Oogtuug's fault.  Mostly, now that I am not GM, I have to dedicate most of my time to figuring out how to best bitch and moan to Oogtuug.

So I gotta say, leaving Everquest was entirely overrated.  It was nice.  I *was* spending a bit too much time playing.  But I quickly realized how insanely boring my life was.  You know, when you're done with your daily responsibilities. . .it's late at night, no one to go out with etc. . .that's the best time for EQ.  What did I do instead?  Well shit.  First there was TV.  I swear to god I don't know how people watch television.  I read EQ message boards and I hear people flame hardcore gamers for having high /played times.  Wonder what people's /watched would look like if TV had that feature.  Jesus, television isn't suited for retarded chimps.  It's so bad.  "Oh my god, Survivor was so good this week, some dumb numbnuts breathed in smoke and passed out in the fire!"  Puh-lease.

After giving up on TV, I tried to fill that nighttime void with another computer game.  The one I always liked most, before EQ at least, was Counterstrike.  Counterstrike is a great game but I must say, EQ spoiled me a bit.  Granted, our guildchat is not exactly what I'd call intelectually elite. . .it does at least go beyond the limits of what Counterstrike can provide, which apparently is, "Fag. Camper. Laaaag. Fuck You."  Those four phrases are all you need for a lifetime of happy fragging.

I missed my friends.  I really don't care what we're doing, I just missed the group of people I got to know online.  You can criticize computer games for being anti-social all you want, but it beats sitting around watching 10 dirty, greedy, retards eat a chicken in the Australian Outback.

Enough of my rambling.  I am supposed to be sharing with you all Uber l33t l3wtz and stuff, right?  Well, sheeit.  Problem is our roster has been hurting lately.  We lost a lot of good friends the past few weeks.  So we've been taking it easy.  About 14 of us went to check out the new portion of Hate tonight.  Hate was always one of my favorite zones.  Apparently, a breastplate drops off of nearly everyone of those lower mobs these days. . .hehe.  We spend our time up top though.  Killing the new stuff.  Drops were fairly scarce up there but there were some neat sites.

This was a neat little room I found. . .must. . .kill. . .gnome

Inky Cult -- Drink the Kool Aid, Drink the Kool Aid

And now for some ph4t H4t3 l3wtz:

Robe is nice, yes?

After donning these geaves, Nizzarr had the sudden urge to redecorate the house and watch Judy Garland movies.

A-very-a-nice-a

Like I said, we don't really have the numbers to kill much right now.  Luckily, lots of people took a break and are now returning, refreshed and ready for uber-leetness once again.  I wish I had dead Inny pictures or new Inny loot to post for ya, but well, I don't. . .and I wont. . .at least for a few days :p  BTW, should be interesting in the new Planes now.  Inny and CT are no more Poosae-Freebie-Mo Faka's. . .Luckily, for the pick-up raid crews, the old god loot drops all over the place, is cake to get and the other armor drops are more frequent than ever.  You foolmans have it easy.  We camped Hate and Fear for ages, stuck at level 50, for armor that hardly ever dropped.  We also walked to school uphill in the snow.  Both ways.

So what do you do when you feel the need for an Epic Battle yet your roster is anything but epic?  Take 4 of your good friends and go on a Priest of Discord hunting spree.  Worked for us the other night:

Leick sports his PoD stick

Winkin and Adorean in the latest PoD-wear

So many PoD's, so little time. . .

Best thing is, that mo faka PoD spawns again in like 6 minutes. . .

What? Don't give me that look.  You kill most the shit there is to kill, stay at 60 for months on end and tell me what ways you find to not get bored. . .

Why Large Guilds Act Like Assholes

Because you expect us to.  And because you treat us like we are. . .

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