he King Is Dead But He's Not Forgotten . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Tuesday, April 3, 2001 -- tigole 
The Dain is Dead Dain Frostreaver pulls a Sammy Davis Jr: One-eyed and not breathing 
Dain Cacksugger the IV, the resident poofer of Icewell keep, met his maker tonight. Now, many of you long time visitors to the site are probably wondering, what took you guys so long to kill that dorf mo faka? Well, early on when SoV came out we had the Dain *poof* on us 5 times. Eventually, we got so deep into our faction (pro-dragon) that the Dain became a low priority. Recently we had a discussion about this little fool dorf and decided that he should die if for no other reason because he is a DORF. And because he is there. The fight was a freakin blast. A few guilds on The Nameless took some shots at Dain Fleshbeater earlier in the week and sent me tells saying that it was the "poosae" Dain. Well, it wasn't. The little King of the Desps was hitting for 425's. Anyway, pulling him is always interesting to say the least. Was nice to have him not poof. I forgot to take many screenshots during the battle because I was busy doing other stuff (mostly stabbing the fuck outta Dorfman). But I did snap this one pic. . .not much to look at, but something nonetheless: 
Here's what could be found on that foul, stout, stinking carcass of the Dain:  
 
Lucky for us, being a guild of giant fuckeruppers, it will be quite sometime before you'll see a Dorf belt on one of us. I'd be willing to bet any time you see Ronald in the next few weeks, he'll be in Icewell. Congrats to Saldor on the Crown and Dinamas on the Ring. Continuing with a new feature that I added to Legacyofsteel.net last week, I now present you with this week's installment of. . . . Welcome to the Wonderful World of My Tells 
By the way, if anyone knows Helzak, please tell him I am absolutely heartbroken that I was put on ignore. All those tells I send to Helzak, falling on deaf ears. . .sigh Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
Quote of the Day 
I Wish I Was Special. . .But I'm a Creep . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Monday, April 2, 2001 -- tigole
Zlandicar Rides Shotgun With Princess Di 
I could write about keeeling Zland or Vaniki or the ownage shield dude in Kael but the truth is my dog stinks so goddamn bad right now it's driving me nuts. Sometimes I wonder why I let this little animal run around my house wrecking shit, barking while I am gone, smelling like Desp and in general, being a pain in my ass. Oh well, cough that decision up to caving in to the Ol' ex-girlfriend. Big phat lesson learned there. Anyway, Zland dropped the usual stuff. . .go look through the archives, same ol same ol. I gotta wash this beast. Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
Quotes of the Day 
Be The Ball, Danny . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sunday, April 1, 2001 -- tigole
Desp Doesn't Suck! April Fools 
Inny Goes on that Long Strange Trip with Jerry Garcia We didn't really have anything planned for Saturday. Lots of our members were engaged in the guildwar Tenaj organized. Apparently, everyone was having a blast. The rest of us were just sort of dicking around, doing exp, quests etc. After awhile we got bored and decided to kill something. Inny was up. We didn't really have enough to kill Inny. But we went up to Hate anyway. People pulled in friends from their exp groups. We were a rag-tag bunch. I must say, it turned out to be one of the funnest fights in a while. In the age of the gimp-rush (thanks server-side filtering), there is still no greater feeling than taking down a mob with less than substantial numbers. So only one new item that LoS has not seen yet. This bracer: 
The bracer went to Nizzarr. Other drops included a Dorf Cloak that went to the bearded lady, Kineku. Ogre earring for the lovely Joboba. Eye of Inny that will help Yvin complete his epic one day. And I looted the Leatherfoot Sandals. I started a thread on the Safehouse about these sandals. The whole balance of Everquest as we know it lies in peril over a GREAT mistake made with this item. When worn, the sandals look like leather boots. This is no good. Let us Halflings show off our sexy, furry feet. We want NO graphic on these sandals. For the love of the Vale, Verant, correct this horrible mistake. It's a priority as I see it. Ok, I could ramble more but I am slightly hungover and am going on 4 hours of sleep so fuck it. Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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