I Come From the Land of the Big Baboon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Thursday, August 16, 2001 -- tigole 
Polonious the Minstrel! 
The Nameless hosted its Bard Best of the Best tournament on Tuesday. The bards of LoS were unbelievable. Polo, Jangos, Giladae and Dorana all got past the first round. When all was said and done the last three standing for the entire event were Giladae, Polo and the Sloot. Ultimately, Polonious took the title, defeating the Sloot in the final round. Congratulations to Polo and all of our bards for kicking ass the way ass was meant to be kicked. On a side note, it was very traumatic for the rest of us to have to raid for the night with no manasong. Please don't ever deprive us of that ever again. In other news, we're back to keeeeeling in ToV. We waxed some cacksuggers last night including this ugly mo faka, Lady Nev-somethingorother. We missed Vyemm and Vulak because of the patch and BotB so the mission continues to see those bastards die before things start respawning. It's all new to us so we don't mind taking some time to enjoy the sights. 
Here's some loot. Actually, I wasn't even posting this crap to show it off. Someone asked me the stats and it's easier for me to just post them here =P 
So while the Bard BotB was going on in the Arena, the rest of us were in Sleepers for a little warder farming. We came up with the greatest exploit ever. We charm Tukaarak's corpse and beat down Nanzata and Hrashnaa with it. Expect Tukaarak's corpse to be nerfed soon in an emergency patch. Rumor has it the corpse, while being immune to charm, will no longer see invis. 
Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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May Be Going To Hell In A Bucket, But At Least I'm Enjoying the Ride . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Monday, August 13, 2001 -- tigole
North ToV Not a Safe Place to Be a Dragon 
Just a quick update today: Ikitiar, Eashen, Aaryonar, Lord Feshlak, Dagarn the Destroyer, Lord Kriezenn, Lady Neverderia, Jorlleag, Lady Mirenilla, Lord Koi Doken, Cekenar, Sevalak and Zlexak are all dead. Only Lord Vyemm and Vulak'Aerr remain. And what a killing spree it's been. . .
Can A Halfling Get a Table Dance? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Friday, August 10, 2001 -- tigole
The Carnage Continues 
As most of you know we killed Aaryonar for the first time on The Nameless the other night. Then the servers came down. Was kind of a pisser having "broken" the North Wing for the first time only to be greeted with a setback like that. Anyway, rather than piss and moan about (ok, we pissed and moaned a little) we just went on a massive killing spree. We managed to wax the following cacksggers since my last update: Ikitiar, Eashen, Aaryonar, Lord Feshlak, Dagarn the Destroyer, Lord Kriezenn and, uh. . .Klandicar. . .thanks bubbling brook~ We're having a blast on our first tour of the North Wing. Our ghetto faction early on, Claws of Veeshan, made us like that poor kid who only get to go to the parkinglot fair and ride the broken down ferris wheel run by a drunken child molestor while the kids across were sitting pretty in Disneyland. Well, we killed EVERYTHING there was to kill on ghetto faction and goddamnit, we're going to Disneyland! Ok loot whores. . .none of this is new. But it's all new to The Nameless so I'll share a little of what's been dropping:  
 
 
Oh, and the best piece of loot went to Sentry. Sentry wanted a new robe to look like the Uber Stud Mage he is. So he gets this bad boy: 
But then he puts it on. Goddamn I haven't laughed that hard in a long time: 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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