Legacy of Steel - Archive - September 4, 2001

I Don't Know, Musta Been The Roses . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Tuesday, September 4, 2001 -- tigole

The Temple is Empty Yet Again

And no, I still didn't get the memo. . .

Lord Vyemm -- Still wondering how all his loot ended up on Vulak

Vulak Shakur going down. . .we Zerged him with 98 level 47 Monks

Was a great clearing of ToV again. I was gone much of last week (yes you cacksuggers had to look at the same shit day in and day out -- boohoo). Ariel and Leick led a stellar first day of clearing where they knocked off more mobs than Rhap's mom turns tricks in a night. Then I got back. Goddamn, next thing you know the whole guild is getting coffined and mobs are dying in fugged up places such as:

Heh, most of the guild is probably thinking they're better off when I have plans. But Vyemm and Vulak went smooth as silk and a great time was had by all. And the loots!! Well some were good, some were bad and some were ugly. Here's the part where I post the loot then you super cool d00ds get pissed off at me for some inexplicable reason in order to prove that you are l33t3r than me (more l33t?, fuck my grammar is bad). Go ahead and bitch. Feel free to moan. I'll make sure to order you a whaaaaaaaa-mburger to go with those french cries.

Vulak Loot

Vyemm Loot

Um, he dropped TWO right eyes. WTF kind of dragon has two right eyes?

Here's some more random loot:

Actually, that loot's not random. That's Aaryonar loot. See Mort and Gage for further details below.

Ok finally I'd like to include some screenshots that pretty much sum up what running a guild is all about:

Mort and Gage, Uber Bankers

And that FINE weap, the Katana of Pain. . .who got it? You guessed it. As we say in TW, wuwu~

And continuing in the tradition of guest stars appearing on Mort and Gage, I bring to you the two kingpins of Mith Marr, Thott and Hobben. . .

Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards

Quotes of the Day

How Sweet It Is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Wednesday, August 29, 2001 -- tigole

Temple of Veeshan Cleared

Welcome to the Home of the Evil Empire

Vulak and Tupac -- Two Homies who went down way too easy

Lord Vyemm Dead -- Thank fucking god

August slowly draws to an end. What a month it has been for Legacy of Steel, your friendly neighbor highly efficient Evil Empire. A few weeks ago I was looting the Avatar of War's corpse and tonight I found myself looting Vyemm and Vulak. Not a dragon to be found in all of ToV. Clearing ToV was a tremendous amount of fun. I think many will agree that ToV North is everything Veeshan's Peak should have been. We had a ton of patches setting us back but we prevailed!! The zone has been cleared! Only two *killable* mobs remain in the game that we have not killed. And you bet your sweet ass we're gonna kill them.

So let's talk about these dragons. Now I know we're all supposed to keep secrets etc, but let's face it. . .none of this info is a secret to anyone. And if this info is a big secret, it's only a secret to some poor schmuck who will never even SEE ToV let alone clear it. Now that I got that out of the way. . .Vyemm is YOUR DADDY. That motherfucker is one HARD cacksugging dragon. You can talk about Vulak until you're blue in the face. The truth is Vulak is *not* the King Pimp of ToV -- Lord Vyemm takes that prize. If ever there was a monkey on my back in this game it was that mo faka Vyemm. And when we finally beat him, oh lordy, what a feeling. Now, ladies and gentleman of the highly esteemed Everquest endgame (a.k.a. lucky sons of bitches who happened to get /guildinvites from the right people at the right time), I keep hearing about the forces being used to kill Vyemm. If you told me you took 70 to beat Vyemm I would still pat you on the back. No zerg accusations here. Like I said, Vyemm is the mackdaddy sum-beeotch. Folks, we had 5 LoS clerics and one guest cleric tonight. I think our numbers were right around 45-50ish. It was a *sweet* kill. Those who have fought Vyemm can appreciate what 6 clerics and less than 50 people means.

Now for all you cacksmootches who were bitching at us earlier this month calling AoW the Vulak of Giant faction, I have this to say to you (after fuck off of course): You're lucky if the Statue of Rallos Zek is the Vulak of Giant faction. AoW is hands down the hardest mob in this game. Comparing AoW to Vulak is like comparing Desp to something that doesn't suck.

And while I am sitting here rambling, I just want to give major props to my guild. Lately we set these goals and just drive for them, everyone working together. Doesn't matter what patches or nerfs come, the whole guild shows up and is eager to get back into the fray. Vyemm was really giving us hell. We could have easily farmed spawns that were left up. But instead of rushing out for the easy loot, these guys perservered to see ToV empty. The attitude these guys showed was simply remarkable. I am proud to wear the same guildtag as these sick, perverted bastards I call guildmates.

Ok, I can hear ya at home now, Shut the fuck up already, Tig. Are you gonna post loot? Hell yes I'm gonna post loot. If this stuff was going to be nerfed, it would have happened weeks ago. So here ya go:

Vulak Loot

Lord Vyemm Loot

Don't get your panties in a wad cause i posted loot -- it's just fucking loot, ok?

Here's Leick weilding the sword:

And here are some pics of the Vulak the fight for ya:

Mort and Gage, Uber Bankers

Another guest appearance from Veeshan, this time Sean!

And a small bonus for my buddy in Rivervale

Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards

ok that's just weird -- ezbakeovenman? wtf?

Quote of the Day

Krion sums it up best. . .

Oooooooh Wee, This Feeling's Killing Me . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sunday, August 26, 2001 -- tigole

Ok listen you bastards, you cack-smoochers, you dirty hippies, you bitchers and moaners, I know I didn't update the site for a week. I had to put up with all your lame-ass Updatemetigole and Updatethesitecack and Updatesoonmofaka stalkers long enough. And you whiners on the forums too. Because I don't post a picture of dead things on this page means we haven't killed shit? Let me explain something to you. Between two patches, a server crash and a ToV crash we've killed more shit than most guilds kill in a month. Is it really necessary to see 4 pics of a dead Lady Nev? They're fucking dragons. . .they all look the same dead. If you get off at looking at dead dragons, go look at last week's update for the money shot. Ok, for all you slackers that cant handle a webpage with no dragons:

Zlex dead! Whoopee!

Vyemm is our main target right now. We've had a few attempt at him but the patches and crashes have really been a setback to us. Let's see, we got him to 40% with only 5 casulaties when he warped back to his spawn once. That was cool -- not. Then tonight we got him to around 40% with around 40 people but our execution was slightly off. Maybe we just need 50-70 like some of these folks have been doing. Nah, fuck that. We'll be back at it tomorrow the hard way.

So Real Life (tm) has also been kicking me in the ass so that's another reason (excuse) why these updates have been slim lately. Oh! We did raid Halas. Crazz told us about some website he saw where they killed the Rogue GM with the unique dagger. But apparently those cacksuggers wouldn't post the stats. So I bring to you the infamous raid of Halas:

Barbs killing Barbs! Woohoo!

The big kill!! OMFG we're UBER!!! Now we can sit in IRC for 9 hours a day talking smack!

Leick shall forever be the apple of all the noobs' eyes in the EC tunnel with his l33t dagger!

Here's the stats you wanted, Crazz.

Ever wonder why with such a limited selection of unique dagger graphics in the entire game they choose to stick one on some out-of-the-way GM the majority of EQ players will never see?

So here's some phat N ToV to look at for all those cacksuggers telling me we don't kill shit: