We Now Return To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sunday, September 23, 2001 -- tigole 
Daelomin The Illusionist 
Many congrats to Daelomin on winning The Nameless Best of the Best contest for Enchanters last week. I had a big update all ready, patting my homeslice on the back for doing so well, but it's all out of date now because the goddamn website choked for a few days. Anyway, Daelomin's an amazing chanter and all around great guy so we were very proud to have him take the title. So as for all you bitches who logged on all week and bugged me about the site, you can clearly see that things are up and running. Unfortunately I have no clue why the site took a dump. My web knowledge is only strong enough to update this site and download pornography. I know I impress many of you as a l33t web hax0r but there you have it, the truth is out. If you're looking for someone to blame for the site going down, blame. . .um. . .Crazz. Why the fuck not. In other news, congrats to Cyni for finally getting her Guise of the Coercer. Stanos was a stingy prick for her but finally put out last week. 
As for the guild, well, we've been kicking ass. Friday night we killed Tormax, Lady Nev, Jorl, Zlex, Cek, Sev, Lady M, the Feesh and Aaryonar. Today we waxed Eashen, Feshlak, Kriezenn and Dagarn. Needless to say, the loots have been plenty. Now I have a VERY SPECIAL update for you. I have recieved EXCLUSIVE information from Verant Interactive regarding a new RACIAL ABILITY that will be available with Shadows of Luclin. That's right, ladies, gentleman and manginas, Gnomes are going to recieve the racial ability, FEIGN DEATH, in SoL. To see GNOME feign death, click here. Stalkers, Wannabe's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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Mission Accomplished . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Tuesday, September 18, 2001 -- tigole
Superhealerr Down!! The Superhealerr Sweepstakes Draw to an End -- Sajiin Wins the Prize 
In order to bring you extended, in-depth coverage of the Superhealerr Sweepstakes, I went undercover to provide exlcusive documentation of what life was like for that hunted Halfling this week. But before I begin, let's just remind you of why Superhealerr needed to face the Wrath of Norrath: 
Resentment was building. . .something had to be done. . . 
So last week I set the bounty. Then I delved into the dark underbelly of Sol B as an undercover reporter, putting my own life at risk, to bring you the story. Quickly I learned that attempts on Superhealerr more often plagued Super's groupmates: 
It was all fun and games until my cover was blown. . . 
In any event, thanks to all to participated in training Superhealerr Passioncle. For more information about the winning attempt, please read THIS THREAD.
In other news, we've been keeeling tons of shit. ToV is clear yet again. Vulak finally dropped a robe for Krion. I'd post a picture, but I wasn't there the night we dropped Vulak. So here are some pictures of the stuff we took down last night. . . 
Mort and Gage, Uber Bankers 
I enjoyed this tell too. . . 
Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards 
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Quick Update . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Friday, September 14, 2001 -- tigole
From The Official Everquest Site: The EverQuest Events Team announced today that the Best of the Best - Enchanters events for; Morell Thule, Brell Serilis, Saryrn, Fennin Ro, Rallos Zek, The Nameless, and the finals conducted on the Test server have been rescheduled due to September 14 being proclaimed as a National Day of Mourning. The new dates for the Best of the Best – Enchanters events to take place on the servers mentioned are listed below. For more information about official EverQuest Events, check out the Event’s Page and the Arena forums.
New Dates:
Monday, September 17th
Morell Thule 4 PM PST
Brell Serilis 4 PM PST
Saryrn 5 PM PST
Tuesday, September 18th
Fennin Ro 4 PM
Rallos Zek 4 PM
The Nameless 5 PM
Saturday, September 22nd
Finals on Test 11 AM PST
I'd just like to add that I am happy that Verant decided to take action and reschedule this event. I realize my tone was rather harsh in yesterday's update. Perhaps some of that was misplaced anger. The important thing is everyone will now have a fair chance. Quote of the Day From the rules of the Enchanter BotB: "Dates: August 27th through September 13th on Live Servers, times will be posted at least 48 hours in advance.
The final is on the Test Server September 15th at Noon. All possible servers will be represented."
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